Lawn Care Tips for the Utterly Confused
For those who can't even be bothered to water their lawn, let alone mow it. Here's a list of ridiculously simple tips to keep your lawn looking presentable.
- Don't forget to water it. Like, at all.
- Try mowing it every now and then. No promises.
- Nuke any weeds that grow. Or just ignore them, we won't judge.